walk up to the club like
want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
local teen found dead after friends convince him to jump off a dock. after jumping, the dock collapsed, crushing him. sources say that his death was a result of pier pressure
pay for my college tuition and i’ll rate your blog lol
Katy Perry does Australia’s weather report for today.
Class was canceled.. and nobody told me?! :(
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
in latin instead of saying “i love you” you don’t say anything because it’s a dead language. nothing. i think that’s beautiful. just shut the fuck up
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
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